Bart Simpson er en figur fra Animasjonserien The Simpsons
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- Dad, you must really love us to sink so low
- [about Jebediah Springfield] But that guy founded Springfield. He built our first hospital out of logs and mud. If it weren't for him all the settlers would have died in the great blizzard of '48.
- Eat my Shorts
- I passed! I passed! I got a D-minus! (runs around the schoolyard, repeating himself) I passed! I passed! I... kissed the teacher! (starts spitting it out)
- Hey, cool, I'm dead
- I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.
- If I do something bad and there's no one there to catch me, does that make me good?
- Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
- Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
- Don't worry, Stampy. I won't let Homer sell you to that ivory dealer. You and I are going to run away together. We'll keep to the back roads and make our way south. Then, if I know my geography, it's just twelve miles to Africa.
- I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, you can't prove anything!
- I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
- I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.
- Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
- Oh my god, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican!
- Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
- There's no such thing as a soul. It's just some stuff they came up with to scare kids, like the bogey man, or Michael Jackson.
- Don't really care, just totally caught up in moment![[Kategori:Personer]