Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute er en fiktiv karakter fra serien Kontoret (USA).
«Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly… I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.»
«I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.»
«Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.»
«And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff’s deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven’t.»
«Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.»
«In an ideal world, I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.»